Papered in Fug

Oh, wallpaper. Your style is too specific and doesn't work for everyone.

Take this kitchen. It's sweet and pink and would fit right into a dollhouse for six-year-olds. It should be recreated as a sugar-coated candy statue and placed on a precious pedestal far, far away from all that is stylish and tasteful in this world.

Sad little wallpaper schemes tend to scream "old lady house" to me. Yes, there are all kinds of people out there who like wallpaper, and there are all kinds of wallpapers out there, but this hidfest in a million-dollar home is just...sad. This bathroom looks poorly lit and unwelcoming. *sniff* I think I'll just hold it until I get home, thanks. *sniff*

Finally, we bring together wallpaper and glass block for a bathroom that spans multiple eras in bad design. Floral walls, plaid valance, and black diamond tiles in the 80's shower? For some reason, I expect this bathroom to be stocked with Final Net, Gleem toothpaste, Ban Roll-On deodorant, and seven kinds of hair gel.