95% Fug

Ad says "95% new". 95% new, eh? "New to you" new, or "recently bought in a store and installed" new? And what kind of time frame does "new" represent? Within this lifetime? According to the ad, the house was built just a few years ago (although it looks like a much older home with its classic design, and is quite attractive on the outside). So there's a designer or contractor someplace that put this together in the 21st century, on the same planet that you and I live on?

The basement is bad. A wooden wall being crowded out by a stone wall? It's like a busted lodge.

The bathroom is horrid. Who puts what looks like shiny aluminum tile over a block glass window in a diamond formation - and even worse, cuts the diamond formation into the tile? It's not like the entire design was set up in a diamond formation. Someone is responsible for this.

I hope these homeowners are regaining their investment, because the fug tax can be high indeed.