Tidy Bowl Man, where art thou? We need you! Bring Underdog and Batman too.
Does the word "grizzossss" already exist? Because if not, it does now. Grizzossss!
Perhaps this is not a bug, it's a feature. Pre-stained toilet will save you from having to invite Cousin Petey over to drop his kids off at the pool as a "welcome home" gift.
No, Petey. No! The pool is already full.
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Hmm. Stuff taped to the fridge, hand truck, Razor scooter, zillions of pans on the stove, and what appears to be an incredibly crumbly wall. YUM!
The next time you eat something at a potluck, remember that it could've been prepared in a kitchen that looks like this.
Other photos show various crap strewn about, including a vacuum cleaner and a laundry basket. The property is listed as being owned by the county clerk. Maybe the owner really did run away...
No time to clean your house in preparation for the real estate photos? Fug it! People will understand your plight and reward you with low bids like a broken toy on eBay.
Outdated yet serviceable is one thing. Filthy is another. C'mon, your house is on the market so I'd assume you want it to sell. Not everyone has the cash to granitize (overdone) their countertops and mapleize their kitchen cabinets, but Windex costs $1.99 and elbow grease is free. Clean the fug. Make it the best fug it can be.
And is that a bottle of tequila on that countertop? Maybe the owners hope nobody will notice the mess after a few shots. Does it come with the kitchen?
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