Attack of the 80s

Although Rooms From The 80s are all too easy to find, it's rare to find that perfect decorator specimen that is a monument to all things pastelly and Miami Vice-y. Lo, I have found another. This one is so delicious that I'm loading up the post with photos, because words truly cannot capture the byoo-tay. Let us tour, shall we?

Feast your eyes on the leather sectional, an odd shiny floor, and vertical blinds for days. Giant vase and dramatic lighting! Glass cocktail table! It's like you've died and gone to Los Angeles.

Mahwbul jacuzzi OMG! And more vertical blinds! You're a star!

Wow, glass railings, giant vase, spotlights and 80's staircase. It's a hallway fit for Krystle Carrington.

Every piece of seating in this house has a shag rug beneath it. All the better to cushion your tootsies from the glossy floors which have got to be cold in the winter.

Now, the kitchen. And surprisingly, I don't hate it to bits and pieces. Note the GINORMOUS vase in the corner. WTF is with the vases? Glossy, spotlighty contemporary design is the way of the day in this house.

Now, the rear. The rear isn't that bad. It's a very California-looking house in my opinion.

This snazzy joint won't come cheap. Houses this meticulously decorated (even if the decor is outdated) never come cheap. As far as 80s-themed houses go, this one takes the cake, the pie, and the chicken thighs. It's indeed a fine specimen of luxury retro, and better yet it's not a modern faux 80s revival, it's the real dang deal!