Lifestyles of the Rich and Fug

Just because someone lives in a mansion and has lots of money to throw at a decorator doesn't mean they'll get five-star style results. Behold, a patterned floral fright, in two acts:

For me? Wallpaper and a checkerboard floor? You shouldn't have!

 Perhaps the best option is to retire to bed, and be faced by this horridly coordinated nightmare incentor of a pattern creeping across the walls and linens. Thank goodness that vomit-green floor is there to cool it all down, or amp up the quease effect. Really now, just go to sleep and dream about all the money that went into these flower horrors, and make a promise to call your contractor in the morning. Sweet dreams!